In The Land of Forever Shit...

impressioniste:

crazyyinthecoconut:

the-iron-queen:

I need a Facetome account. Now.

Okay, I can’t even describe the kinds of amazing this is.

If you look under Bianca’s Friends, there’s a Staff named Vera. I died.

reblogging because I don’t care that I reblogged this before, it is still awesome.

Vera is the name of the staff Finn (Witch Hunt DLC) uses, IIRC.

i kinda lost it at hawke becoming friends with bianca. i can just see varric nag him about it, telling him how rude it is to decline.

DANIEL

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cleoselene:

inspired by this post with this tag lmao

(via mi-holodeck-es-su-holodeck)

#nothing beats wesley's rainbow sweater from TNG #jake sisko #deep space nine #ds9

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givethemhorns:

My cat makes exactly this face if you scratch him behind the ear.

(via fuckyeahhawkeandanders)

#anderssss #why are you so textbook abusive #we could have had it allllllll #dragon age 2

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

mr-cappadocia:

You didn’t think too deeply about this did you? Of course not. If you were prone to thinking deeply about things… you probably wouldn’t be a Feminist, now would you?

I’m screaming “THAT’S THE POINT THAT’S LITERALLY THE POINT YOU JUST MADE THE EXACT POINT” at my computer screen right now.

(Source: wonderful-manna, via anghraine)

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pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

(via anghraine)

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bangontarget:

#its funny because these expressions are exactly how anders makes me feel.

pretty much. the last one in particular.

(Source: yamisnuffles)

#I knew it was only a matter of time before anders and his freakish neck showed up on my blog #that might be why I didn't romance him #his neck is too smooth #nothing wrong with that I'm just suspicious #does he shave his neck but not his face #wut #anders #dragon age 2

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bangontarget:

dapartybanter:

Isabela: You certainly fill out a skirt, Carver. A shame, I suppose you’re all religious and such now.
Carver: Do you know how long the Chant of Light is? The Stamina it requires?
Isabela: Go on.
Carver: With passion’d breath comes darkness, but with many against Her. She finds His Light untiring as it parts the veil.
Isabela: I’m not sure if I’m aroused or scared. I like it.
Sebastian: Don’t do that to the Chant.
Isabela: Shush, you…

i am glad that this tumblr exist because i would never think of bringing along carver/isabela/sebastian myself. carver reciting the chant of light making it sound dirty? too good to be true.

God Sebastian, sometimes you are the worst, THE WORST.